CAUTION......The reading of this blog.....
CAUTION..........The reading of this blog may cause bleeding of eyes, severe vomiting, dry heaves, the feeling of dizziness, suicidal thoughts, the feeling to pluck ones eyes out, and any other digusting thing you can think of. Oh, and food poisioning and the need to drink, Lots.
Read at your own risk :)
1. What time did you get up this morning? I awoke at 7:30 to bring my munchkin to school :^)
2. Diamonds or Pearls? Neither; I prefer Platinum
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Shit, I don't go to the cinema! That's for straight first dates and horny teenagers. I do, however, have quite the collection of productions that have grabbed me...
4. What is your favourite TV show? I enjoy reading; television is not stimulating enough, with today's generic definition of entertainment. But I can't sound too snooty now, can I? Okay, okay! I admit it...every now and then, South Park goes damn good with a bong and my bestest dyke bud, Michelle A.K.A. C-Shell LOL
7. Favourite cuisine? Pussy. Oh yeah, Chinese and Italiano.
8. What foods do you dislike? Anything that smells like ass tends to turn me off.
9. What is your favourite crisp flavour? Crisp...hmmmmm...I've never heard crisp used as a describing word. But when I think of the word crisp, I imagine a naked butch with perfect mounds longing for me as she lays anxiously in my bed of crisp white sheets. Or I think of Nestle Crisp, the candy bar. One time, a hott tattooed butch lover and I smeared one another in chocolate, lapping, sucking and devouring one another...Phew! No one mentioned this questionaire would make me horny! Fuck, I need a cigarette...
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? CD's are dinosaurs, baby! I have an iPod, fully loaded with everything from Damian Rice ( "The Blower's Daughter" is such a bewitching piece of muzik) Ani DeFranco, Melissa Ferrick & Etheridge, Joan Osbourne...Muzik is life's soundtrack.
11. What kind of car do you drive? I live in Maine where we have 7 months of cold and 5 months of Vitamin D, so 4WD is a MUST. I drive an Isuzu Trooper, which has not yet been christened. I am hoping for a beautiful Canadian Butch to someday sit on my face while we are parked under a sky full of stars, with Paula Cole chanting her song, "Feeling Love" or Melissa Ferrick's "Drive."
12. Favourite sandwich? Turkey and swiss on Italian Parmisan, with romane lettuce and black olives.
13. What characteristic do you despise? Lack of ones SELF. If one does not know who one truly is, then it's time to find out!! Without me involved, of course...I am looking for a womyn, not a girl. Damn, I am forward!!
14. Favourite item of clothing? I love my black knee high boots with the 4 inch heels. Especially if that's all I'm wearing!!!
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? I would like to see the entire planet. But right now I would be satisfied with either Egypt or San Francisco, CA. Lots of hott boi dykes there!!!! Yummy...
16. What colour is your bathroom? Which bathroom?
17. Favourite brand of clothing ? My own designs :)
18. Where would you retire to? The arms of my lover, my RV and hundreds of good books.
19. What was your most memorable birthday? I'd have to say my 21st. Granted, I was with a man then, but he was one hella male. He took me out to the clubs in Boston and we just had a rockin' time! He was the most open guy I've ever met; didn't care that I had a girlfriend (seperate of my affair with him), one who knew WHO he was; a social butterfly, like myself...I hope you fly again someday, Ronnie :^(
20. Favourite sport to watch? LMAO Sports? If it hasn't got to do with sex, I'm out...Although the UFC is decent...
21. Furthest Place you are sending this? London, British Columbia, and Hell.
22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? Personally, I don't give a flying goat cock. I thought this was supposed to be an informative questionaire about me? I'm the Queen, dammit!!!! LOL Just kidding :>)
23. Person you expect to send it back first? YAWN...I'm bored already. Can you please ask, "What is your favorite way to eat twat?"
24. Goal you have for yourself? To live as animalistically and uncivilized as possible. I am NOT politically incorrect; everyone else is!
25. When is your birthday? September 22, 1978 @ 4:03 a.m. I am on the cusp of Virgo and Libra. I am a neat-freak party girl!! Responsible and fun.
26. When is your Anniversary? NOPE. None of that...I do, however, consider May 4th an anniversery; it's my daughter's birthday...
27. Are you a morning person or a night person? I live two lives; During the week, I am the stable mom and on weekends, I am a wild woman! Unless I have something intriguing enough to tame me...
28. What is your shoe size? 8 1/2
29. Pets: 3 cats, 22 mice, a ball python and bearded dragon. Oh, and my ex pops in now and then!
31. What did you want to be when you were little? A porn star. Oops, did I type that!?
32. How are you today? Awesome! Horny, but great! LOL I need a booty call.
33. What is your favourite candy? Chocolate covered women.
34. What is your favourite flower? Bleeding Hearts.
35 What is a date on the calendar you are looking forward to? I am going to Vegas January 5th-8th to get laid and party at the Adult Film Awards. Yee Haw!!!!!!!!!!!!
36. Where is the furthest you have ever been from home? I had an out of body experience once. It was the farthest I have ever been from my true home :)
37. A small thing you really like? Passion; REAL passion and love...
So this was sent to me by an ex. Again I ask why my niece did not club me on the head, drag my unconcious body to my mom's, tie me to a tree, and leave me until some kind of rational thoughts came into my head. Oh well, it worked out good in the end. I found the love of this life and my next. For that I am extremly grateful to all the backstabbers, liars, cheats, and morons. So Happy Christmas ya Assholes, I found the best present long ago, true love like most never know. Oh yeah, and Merry New Year, your resolution should be to get a life, to my ex's and my wifes.
Read at your own risk :)
1. What time did you get up this morning? I awoke at 7:30 to bring my munchkin to school :^)
2. Diamonds or Pearls? Neither; I prefer Platinum
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Shit, I don't go to the cinema! That's for straight first dates and horny teenagers. I do, however, have quite the collection of productions that have grabbed me...
4. What is your favourite TV show? I enjoy reading; television is not stimulating enough, with today's generic definition of entertainment. But I can't sound too snooty now, can I? Okay, okay! I admit it...every now and then, South Park goes damn good with a bong and my bestest dyke bud, Michelle A.K.A. C-Shell LOL
7. Favourite cuisine? Pussy. Oh yeah, Chinese and Italiano.
8. What foods do you dislike? Anything that smells like ass tends to turn me off.
9. What is your favourite crisp flavour? Crisp...hmmmmm...I've never heard crisp used as a describing word. But when I think of the word crisp, I imagine a naked butch with perfect mounds longing for me as she lays anxiously in my bed of crisp white sheets. Or I think of Nestle Crisp, the candy bar. One time, a hott tattooed butch lover and I smeared one another in chocolate, lapping, sucking and devouring one another...Phew! No one mentioned this questionaire would make me horny! Fuck, I need a cigarette...
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? CD's are dinosaurs, baby! I have an iPod, fully loaded with everything from Damian Rice ( "The Blower's Daughter" is such a bewitching piece of muzik) Ani DeFranco, Melissa Ferrick & Etheridge, Joan Osbourne...Muzik is life's soundtrack.
11. What kind of car do you drive? I live in Maine where we have 7 months of cold and 5 months of Vitamin D, so 4WD is a MUST. I drive an Isuzu Trooper, which has not yet been christened. I am hoping for a beautiful Canadian Butch to someday sit on my face while we are parked under a sky full of stars, with Paula Cole chanting her song, "Feeling Love" or Melissa Ferrick's "Drive."
12. Favourite sandwich? Turkey and swiss on Italian Parmisan, with romane lettuce and black olives.
13. What characteristic do you despise? Lack of ones SELF. If one does not know who one truly is, then it's time to find out!! Without me involved, of course...I am looking for a womyn, not a girl. Damn, I am forward!!
14. Favourite item of clothing? I love my black knee high boots with the 4 inch heels. Especially if that's all I'm wearing!!!
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? I would like to see the entire planet. But right now I would be satisfied with either Egypt or San Francisco, CA. Lots of hott boi dykes there!!!! Yummy...
16. What colour is your bathroom? Which bathroom?
17. Favourite brand of clothing ? My own designs :)
18. Where would you retire to? The arms of my lover, my RV and hundreds of good books.
19. What was your most memorable birthday? I'd have to say my 21st. Granted, I was with a man then, but he was one hella male. He took me out to the clubs in Boston and we just had a rockin' time! He was the most open guy I've ever met; didn't care that I had a girlfriend (seperate of my affair with him), one who knew WHO he was; a social butterfly, like myself...I hope you fly again someday, Ronnie :^(
20. Favourite sport to watch? LMAO Sports? If it hasn't got to do with sex, I'm out...Although the UFC is decent...
21. Furthest Place you are sending this? London, British Columbia, and Hell.
22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? Personally, I don't give a flying goat cock. I thought this was supposed to be an informative questionaire about me? I'm the Queen, dammit!!!! LOL Just kidding :>)
23. Person you expect to send it back first? YAWN...I'm bored already. Can you please ask, "What is your favorite way to eat twat?"
24. Goal you have for yourself? To live as animalistically and uncivilized as possible. I am NOT politically incorrect; everyone else is!
25. When is your birthday? September 22, 1978 @ 4:03 a.m. I am on the cusp of Virgo and Libra. I am a neat-freak party girl!! Responsible and fun.
26. When is your Anniversary? NOPE. None of that...I do, however, consider May 4th an anniversery; it's my daughter's birthday...
27. Are you a morning person or a night person? I live two lives; During the week, I am the stable mom and on weekends, I am a wild woman! Unless I have something intriguing enough to tame me...
28. What is your shoe size? 8 1/2
29. Pets: 3 cats, 22 mice, a ball python and bearded dragon. Oh, and my ex pops in now and then!
31. What did you want to be when you were little? A porn star. Oops, did I type that!?
32. How are you today? Awesome! Horny, but great! LOL I need a booty call.
33. What is your favourite candy? Chocolate covered women.
34. What is your favourite flower? Bleeding Hearts.
35 What is a date on the calendar you are looking forward to? I am going to Vegas January 5th-8th to get laid and party at the Adult Film Awards. Yee Haw!!!!!!!!!!!!
36. Where is the furthest you have ever been from home? I had an out of body experience once. It was the farthest I have ever been from my true home :)
37. A small thing you really like? Passion; REAL passion and love...
So this was sent to me by an ex. Again I ask why my niece did not club me on the head, drag my unconcious body to my mom's, tie me to a tree, and leave me until some kind of rational thoughts came into my head. Oh well, it worked out good in the end. I found the love of this life and my next. For that I am extremly grateful to all the backstabbers, liars, cheats, and morons. So Happy Christmas ya Assholes, I found the best present long ago, true love like most never know. Oh yeah, and Merry New Year, your resolution should be to get a life, to my ex's and my wifes.
posted by skorp19 at 1:45 AM
2 Comments:
Well it caused severe eye bleeding and LOTS of vomiting. I couldn't read it all, I was far to repulsed.
I got confused for a moment.... I thought YOU had filled this one out! Until I got to the part about the four-inch-heeled boots, then I knew I had to find out what the fuck it was all about.... :P
Love you, Sis!
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