Tests
I got tired of the get to know your friends tests, the which superstar are you tests, and the surveys in general. I decided to make a test of your brain. Lets see how much we know about the stuff in our lives.
1. Do you know how butterflies taste things?
2. Which animal is the only one that cannot jump?
3. Guess which animal kills more people annually than plane crashes. Go on, guess.
4. How long would the line of the population of China be if you streched them out and walked them by you one at a time? The key here is walking them by.
5. Ok easy one. What is the smallest country in the world?
6. Do you know how long a snail can sleep?
7. Just a plain out fact. Fish get seasick. I wonder if they go up to the side of the bowl to be sick?
8. What is the rate of traffic flow in New York City in 1978? How about 1906? Which would be higher?
9. What rice is not really rice?
10. Ok, last one. We all know that "dog years" is 7 to our 1. What is it for "cat years"?
1. With their feet. And if they sweat during the summer, everything tastes bad.
2. Think big and heavy. Yep, the elephant. Disney was wrong. Oh, and they cannot fly either.
3. You will feel like a jackass when you know its a donkey. What a kick.
4. Non ending. They reproduce like bunnies.
5. The Vatican City. I never knew it was a country, the name is misleading.
6. 3 years. Now that's a nap I would like to take.
8. In 1978 with cars it was a whole 7.9 or 8 miles an hour. But in 1906 with the horses it was 11.5. Less horse-power, but more pull.
9. Wild rice. It's not that wild either. No, really, it's not.
10. When a cat is one it is like us being 18. So when they live to be 20 our time, they are more like 360 their time. And we wonder why they get lazy around 8-10.
Ok, so some of it was boring, but we all got a little more educated. And there was no fill this in and send it on to people or else your love will leave, your car will implode, and your best friend will spontaneously combuste while riding a skateboard off a skyscraper. Isn't that good news?
1. Do you know how butterflies taste things?
2. Which animal is the only one that cannot jump?
3. Guess which animal kills more people annually than plane crashes. Go on, guess.
4. How long would the line of the population of China be if you streched them out and walked them by you one at a time? The key here is walking them by.
5. Ok easy one. What is the smallest country in the world?
6. Do you know how long a snail can sleep?
7. Just a plain out fact. Fish get seasick. I wonder if they go up to the side of the bowl to be sick?
8. What is the rate of traffic flow in New York City in 1978? How about 1906? Which would be higher?
9. What rice is not really rice?
10. Ok, last one. We all know that "dog years" is 7 to our 1. What is it for "cat years"?
1. With their feet. And if they sweat during the summer, everything tastes bad.
2. Think big and heavy. Yep, the elephant. Disney was wrong. Oh, and they cannot fly either.
3. You will feel like a jackass when you know its a donkey. What a kick.
4. Non ending. They reproduce like bunnies.
5. The Vatican City. I never knew it was a country, the name is misleading.
6. 3 years. Now that's a nap I would like to take.
8. In 1978 with cars it was a whole 7.9 or 8 miles an hour. But in 1906 with the horses it was 11.5. Less horse-power, but more pull.
9. Wild rice. It's not that wild either. No, really, it's not.
10. When a cat is one it is like us being 18. So when they live to be 20 our time, they are more like 360 their time. And we wonder why they get lazy around 8-10.
Ok, so some of it was boring, but we all got a little more educated. And there was no fill this in and send it on to people or else your love will leave, your car will implode, and your best friend will spontaneously combuste while riding a skateboard off a skyscraper. Isn't that good news?
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