Stupid quizzes...This may surprise some of you though...

1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Depends, am I in a bath before?? If not then how much time do I have??
2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
Read them, picked at them, tried to stick them back on....
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Am I using herbal essence shampoo? If so, yes, once or twice for laughs(usually at myself)
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
I am sure I would have alot more mental problems if I had.
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Is taking a shower the same as jumping in the river at camp?
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Everytime I shower and moan and sing....
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Let's see, it is slippery, I am brushing my teeth, etc.... Yeah, I am sure I have....
8.) How old do you look?
That depends on who you talk to....Or what I am dressed as, for a show I can look older....
9.) How old do you act?
At work or out?
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Whatever by Godsmack....no surprise there
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
If I have, I think I need to get out for our finacial sake.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Which weekend? The real one or the one I get from work?
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
If a metal barrell being shoved around by my brothers count, yes.
15) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Yes, once after I found out what I ate...I think it was something from the sea...
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The one shooting the cannons yelling "Big Badda Boom!!!"
17.) Have you ever called anyone a name?
Many names, many people, many times. Come to my work and you will understand.
18) Have you ever been called a name?
See answer above.
19) Have you ever smuggled anything into the US?
Yes, and I will not go into details about it...
20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
Nope, makes no difference to me about an instrument. Unless they play it with their butt.
21.) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I hear the Lewiston Maniacs are good. I never watch them. I like the Dallas teams.
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
From Kat, yes, many times.
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
Let's see (counting on hand) Yep, 5.
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
All five, they would rather have me alive, so they would double check for a heartbeat.
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
I would like to think more friends, but with work I can never tell....
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
Yup, several. Again, no details.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
What good butch can't?
28) Have you ever turned any one down for a date?
Sure have, and would again too. Sorry Amanda...NOT.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Some of them, I work with them. The ones I don't work with, not at all.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
Never on purpose, except that one time. But he was a cousin too by marriage, so I don't think it counts.
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
Yes. More than once. I was visiting a friend though.
33) Do you like the smell of beer?
Is it in a green bottle?
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
I have died while killing someone.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
Often to the Ronald McDonald house because of my sister.
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
Is it sick or about to die anyway? Yes, if not then why kill it?
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Every time my watch goes off when I have to work.
38.) Do you live with your parents?
Not now, and they love me for it.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
I plan to have a long future with my "chosen" family and friends. Doing whatever makes us happy.